Week 4 Story: Homer's Iliad
(Trojan Horse of Movie Troy, Canakkale, from Flickr ) Host: "You are listening to 100 Aegean Radio, coming to you live from the island of Santorini. We're taking callers for the next thirty minutes to chime in about current events. Call in now and let us know what you think about this upcoming Trojan war!" Host: "Caller number one you're on! What's your name and where are you calling from?" Menelaus: "This is Menelaus calling from Sparta! I just want to say that in this upcoming war I HOPE I see Paris on the battlefield. I'm going to crush that little fledgling of a boy and take back my woman!" Host: "Wait a second, this is THE Menelaus? King of Sparta?" Menelaus: "That is correct." Host: "Oh man we've got a celebrity on the line ladies and gentlemen, the mighty king Menelaus who was so daft he couldn't even hold onto his woman!" Menelaus: "What did you sa-" ...